Lucy and Roifield are running on time this week, it is the summary which is late! Nosila opens proceedings with a kazoo provided by I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue. Then Kosmo is told to sod off – but he is still writing podcast summaries, honest. Lucy discusses Lily’s party at great length as she is unable to discuss Lilian telling Justin about Rob as the microphones were not working at the time. Anyway Lucy’s dissection of the mooning is as funny as her description of Spring Shimmer – a wonderful new lipstick used by Susan. Lucy does not think Rob has gone – like Arnie he will be back.
Roifield cannot understand why Lilian and Justin’s discussion was not transmitted – but I think it would have added nothing to the drama and instead we get the satisfaction of Rob being given an unexpected bum’s rush.
My theory is that the new editor has decided to clear the detritus of the SoC era as quickly as possible so that he can steam the ship SS Archers in a different direction – the writers were told to wrap up as many loose ends as they could – in exactly the same way as SoC did away with Darryl and other stories when he arrived. I just want to know if George is a thief! Roifield makes a similar summary.
On this week’s episode we have calls from
Barwick Green who disapproves of blackmail, ish
Vicky Cole who thinks Lilian’s in danger
Clare Astbury who says it all got sorted a bit quick
Goddess Deeva who’s all loved up