This week the rendition of Barwick Green came from the Academic Archers conference at Lincoln – the largest number of voices ever! Huge proof of the ever growing community brings tears to the eyes of Lucy and Roifield. Roifield’s mum said “Well done son!”
Lucy is in full flow with the monologue covering the Home Farm party, Miranda, who kept turning up everywhere, Burns and the cricket team, Freddie and the driving lessons with Kenton, the fail proof plan for the Grange Farm B&B, Lilian showing off her underwear and Alastair trying to work with a partner. Roifield missed Lucy last week. Lucy was in New York with her family and reported on what she was doing there instead of making the podcast. A good time was had by all apparently.
Witherspoon thinks there has been a hurried story U-turn over the baby and Lucy agrees – possibly the actress has other work taking her away from Ambridge? Everyone thinks it is all very odd. However the baby miscarriage story was all very well done. The writer whom Lucy could not name was Gurpreet Kaur Bhatti; she clearly wrote some blinding episodes for the week. Well done to her and the cast. Roifield then got onto the Oscars and insists that “Lion” should win. Dev Patel is the star apparently and the plot is relatively thin he says!
Berrow Farm mega dairy building was bull dozed. All cows sold, all staff sacked. The anaerobic digesters are being fed with lorry loads of chicken shit from the Ramsbury broiler unit. Millions wasted. The dodgy end of the deal is BL. Brian is free to offer any price he likes, providing he is not part of the BL decision making board. Justin is NOT a member of the BL board so cannot negotiate the sale of the land. Yes Kosmo is concerned at the way the law is broken!! Am I taking this all too seriously?
Then Roifield tells Lucy off for being Joyce Grenfell! He can hardly get a word in edgeways this week as she has a Governor’s meeting. If you read this far Lucy, of course you can have my phone number!! Apparently GoddessDeeva is an alternative fact.
Millie Belle is on social media duty this week and Tweet of the Week returns – it is a Rob joke!
Roifield is adding things to dumteedum.com – so go see and make some comments on the Forum please!
Kosmo
This week’s Dumteedum comes from the Academic Archers conference
On this week’s episode, we have calls from
Blithe Spirit who thinks Harrassment might be taking things a little too seriously
Naked Fingers who thinks Miranda’s a monster
Witherspoon who thinks there’s been a u turn
and
Goddess Deeva who loves a bit of loathsome
