This week Naked Fingers (aka Robert Wilson) is sharing host duties with Lucy.
A brief profile of Naked Fingers. He is 46, lives in or near Oxford, may have left wing tendencies, has not lived with anyone for 20 years but has dabbled in polytunnels and he had a hot date possibly with another DumTeeDummer later the same evening. He also seems very knowledgeable on recreational drug use, although he did not drink until he was 21; Lucy equates this to Roifield listening to Radio 4. He knows a beautiful EHO lady apparently. Naked Fingers is 3st lighter and is a slinky mainly according to Lucy, but this is not down to his full cycling habit. And he advises that he lost his virginity in a tent at Durdle Door.
Aunty Jean does not listen to The Archers as we all know Chris Carter beat Ruaridgh in the wingle snicket. And Alice is still an aeronautical engineer according to the relevant website. No drones or planning weddings.
Naked Fingers, Sarah Brown, Dusty Substances (now appearing as Madame Arcati) and Andrew Horn all make their contributions using some wonderfully posh and sexy accents.
Lucy wants to grow up to be Margaret Rutherford!
Naked Fingers cracked a single innuendo joke when on his second glass of wine but it sounded to me like it came straight out of a “Round the Horne” radio show but he is probably not old enough to remember those.
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