DTD: 232 – The Aldridges implode.

Once again our listeners demonstrate their versatility when Clare from Clapham, our resident housing expert, reveals her skills with the recorder. Lucy says last week ran out of time and apparently she thought she must have died when Roifield published a “best off” compilation! Lucy disproved this and was in fine form in the week in Ambridge getting in Fallon’s bangers within seconds of starting. This is a somewhat off the wall suggestion but I do wonder if the madness amongst the Aldridge clan is in fact down to the poison they have all been ingesting for many years from […]

DTD – 230 A collection of the Ambridge’s mightiest heroes

Lucy suddenly declared that she had sympathy for the original millennial snowflake, Kate, which was prompted by Brian and Adam both believing that they had managed to solve the problem by not answering her telephone calls.  Boy did their arrogance cost them!  Lucy is also backing incest – but if I said any more you would not want to go and listen to the podcast which I do recommend.  Roifield takes Lucy to task over these comments. Lucy I say unto you – do not believe all you read on Twitter! It is predicted that Rex will be involved in […]

Character Count – June 2018

Here are the statistics for June 2018 1 JENNIFER ALDRIDGE 11 2 Brian Aldridge 10 3 Ruth Archer 7 4 David Archer 6 = Shula Hebden Lloyd 6 = Adam Macy 6 = Kate Madikane 6 8 Phoebe Aldridge 5 = Josh Archer 5 = Pip Archer 5 = Lilian Bellamy 5 = Rex Fairbrother 5 = Emma Grundy 5 14 Helen Archer 4 = Tom Archer 4 = Harrison Burns 4 = Alice Carter 4 = Will Grundy 4 = Alistair Lloyd 4 = Elizabeth Pargetter 4 = Freddie Pargetter 4 = Lynda Snell 4 23 Neil Carter 3 […]

DTD – 229 Kate you’ve let yourself down and the bouncy castle too!

Lucy appears to have taken up residence in an echo chamber – then she built a tower to move the microphone! Lucy has identified that Anisha is characterised as a cheeky Jack Russell terrier whilst Rex is a golden retriever and the two are not really compatible – listen to her descriptions to understand more! I still don’t get it. We all know wearing shoes is just not allowed on a bouncy castle. Are we really expected to believe that Toby threw Kate onto the bouncy castle unclothed but still wearing shoes, “adult” or not, with half the party still […]

Promo – Roifield speaks to Keri Davies on 25 years working on the Archers.

Originally from Wales via Wiltshire, Keri Davies has been resident in Ambridge for 25 years now. To listen to the full interview sign up to become a Patreon Dumteedum member https://www.patreon.com/dumteedum

DTD: 228 – Witherspoon is on the mend and how bonkers is Shula?

Welcome to the podcast for a little review of events in Ambridge which only came together at the fourth attempt due to software hiccups. First up please can we have some reviews of the podcast at iTunes or elsewhere – and of course if you like us then five stars is de rigeur, but other ratings are available. Our hosts dissolve into laughter at Lucy’s first copper bottomed and inductive joke concerning Derek. Nothing sticks to Teflon, or to Roifield when faced with polyamory (which has nothing to do with feathered birds). It is not long before the podcast descends […]

DTD: 227 – Shula is Brexit, she has made a decision to exit a relationship with no thought to the consequences!

The important news this week which came through during recording is that our Witherspoon is on the road to recovery and has been out for a walk. Along with everyone else we wish him a swift and complete recovery and look forward to his active return to the podcast. The BIG news this week is that DumTeeDum live is going to Birmingham Town Hall (I thought it was a city) on Sunday 7 October when Lucy is threatening to leave the rarefied heights of London for this modest Midlands town. No details on any website yet – but like Lucy […]

DTD 226: How low can the Aldridge’s sink?

Due to previous engagements we have a whistle stop tour of both Ambridge and the Warsaw Ghetto in wartime this week – sorry not got time to explain further! I do need to mention a couple of corrections. Firstly Christine’s son Peter was adopted by the Johnsons in 1965 and has therefore always been Peter Johnson and not Barford. I am not at all sure when we last heard an actual voice – I think he was at George’s funeral but unheard. Secondly, Lowfield “now” says that Lily is off to Greece – which implies someone over there is listening […]

Character Count – May 2018

Here are the statistics for May 2018 1 BRIAN ALDRIDGE 11 = FREDDIE PARGETTER 11 3 Will Grundy 9 = Adam Macy 9 5 Jennifer Aldridge 8 = Shula Hebden Lloyd 8 7 Lily Pargetter 7 8 Harrison Burns 6 = Alistair Lloyd 6 = Fallon Rogers 6 = Hannah Riley 6 12 David Archer 5 = Tom Archer 5 = Susan Carter 5 = Clarrie Grundy 5 = Jazzer McCreary 5 = Johnny Phillips 5 18 Helen Archer 3 = Kenton Archer 3 = Pat Archer 3 = Ian Craig 3 = Justin Elliott 3 = Ed Grundy 3 = […]