Category: The Archers

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DTD: 408 – Dessert Storm; Stella crashes the Pips & a potential personality bypass.

“‘Allo,’ Allo” said Ms Artois, rocking up to Brookfield Farm, for her first meeting with the tenants.  “Listen very carefully, firstly I shall only say zis once and secondly you are obviously a thick local peasant.  Get your Madonna with Big Boobies sheep outta my pub, sorry out of the field I have decided needs spraying today”.  In return Pip offers to spay Stella anytime she wants.  By the way if Ms Artois thinks this incestuous she might pass out when she finds out about the links to Bridge Farm, Berrow Estate, The Stables and The Bull, Damara and The […]

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DTD: 407 – Jazzer, Justin & Vince. The Good, the bad & the Ugly.

I have made presentations in my time to a Board and I can categorically state that causing internecine warfare between two key board members is a certain way to get the proposal rejected.  They will both be so upset by the proposal that they will convince the rest of the Board to reject it.  Alongside this I feel I should remind the powers that be that Justin is not a BL board member as he made clear when buying the share he owns that he cannot afford the time requirement.  Disappointing lack of continuity.   Our hosts and callers express […]

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DTD: 406 -The bake of Beth, the bang with Blake and the Smell of Snell.

There are some pretty fanciful numbers bandied about this week over the potential value of Home Farm should the partners manage to agree the mad plan for a sale.  As a simple accountant I can spot this is a gross simplification.  First up as I assume Brian gifted the assets to the partnership, if he does not live for seven years after gift then there will be inheritance tax payable as the exemptions for farm land passing down through the family will no longer apply.  On the disposal itself capital gains tax at rates up to 40% become due on […]

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Как рассчитать доходность акции и выбрать момент для покупки

Для поиска момента входа в позицию лонг использован инструмент рисования профиля рынка. Следует отметить, что «высокие» и «низкие» значения EPS могут сильно различаться в зависимости от отрасли, размера компании и ее жизненного цикла. Если акции куплены на долгосрочное хранение, зависимость портфеля от бизнес-циклов ослабевает. Процент, который считается как хорошая доходность, может значительно отличаться в зависимости от рыночных условий, типа активов и личных предпочтений инвестора. В общем, “хорошая” доходность должна быть выше инфляции и средней доходности по аналогичным инвестициям. Высокий P/E может указывать на переоцененность акции или, что инвесторы ожидают высокого роста прибыли в будущем. Например, политические ситуации, экономическое состояние или […]

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DTD: 401 – Saint Shula, Needy Neil & Stressed Susan. Plus a deep discussion on favourite types of cake

  The “new normal” arrives on Dumteedum with Philippa recycling my “P”s and “Q”s joke from some weeks ago.  Thief!   Philippa and Quentin are now in charge and he gives us a run down of events last week in Ambridge whilst ongoing discussions cover dentists, reflections on the inability of 13 year old boys to clean their teeth (at least he will never pull with bad breath) whilst Philippa is planning to resurrect her Tik Tok (whatever that might be) account to enable her to do interpretative dance of her book reviews.  Quentin reports that he managed to teach […]

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DTD: 400 – We bid farewell to Roifield & chat about Roy’s haircut, Jennifer’s Cheesecake and Ian’s Beetroot mousse.

All hail Roifield as he appears one last time.  Philippa puts him under the microscope and questions him about the recent zoom. In particular he admits that staring down 40 cows was not the most pleasurable experience of his time with Dumteedum; apparently their size was slightly surprising, but none them bulls!  Roifield is also able to celebrate that we are more than a podcast as the virtual community has often become a physical connection in many cases.   We are back to five episodes a week and once again the number of contributors is off the scale.  Regrettably Rosie […]

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DTD: 399 – The slap, the scarecrow and a sadly deflated prediction.

Alice has been in need of a smack for some time to bring her to her senses, her mother finally delivered one this week and this listener hopes that has sent Alice off to sort herself out.  Comment is made that the slap was socially distanced, from about Lower Loxley.  Our hosts are surprised that Alice did not immediately phone ChildLine.  I know our eldest daughter threatened calling them on a daily basis over 25 years ago.   Changes are afoot within Dumteedum towers as the new team are going to be recording on Sunday afternoons, presumably having been to […]

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Crafting The Proper Swift Developer Job Description: A Step-by-step Information

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DTD: 398 – Lasagne, sound effects and a difference of opinion about board games.

Ambridge seems to be experiencing turbulent times in recent weeks this week magicking up Amy Franks for her first appearance in about 10 years and all she can tell us is that Alice is still drinking.  What a surprise!   Our hosts seem more interested in Mickey Mouse pyjamas than happenings in Ambridge and the reasons become crystal clear as Philippa reviews the tragedies on the Am from last week.  Frankly my dear I cannot give a damn. Philippa directing traffic in Shrewsbury in her pyjamas is probably a lot more exciting.   Isabelle reassures us that Martha is advancing […]

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DTD: 397 – How long does a game of “Cowpat Roulette” last?

We are close to the new normal of Dumteedum as the triangular tri-umvirate of Philippa, Rosie and Quentin come together today.  From here on in I am going to have to manage my “P”s and “Q”s and “R”s very carefully.   However I should warn you all that alcohol can warp your mind and I say this in a week when Alush was not contributing.  The prime example is iCod whom I assume is acolyte of the Apple empire –  this week making two calls to our hosts.  In the first she remarkably forgets the name of the alcoholic on […]

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