DTD: 315 Its all about money, Roifield is righter than right!

I spent a good half of this podcast thinking “whoosh” when Lucy mentioned Philip Schofield leaving a broom cupboard rapidly in the “Week in Ambridge” unless he had intruded on Boris Becker enjoying a blow job (which usually involves a lot of sucking).  This appeared along with crinolines, the crocodile in Peter Pan, a real German resident and warning noises from defibrillators in this week’s podcast.  Eventually all became clear as the joke was explained and of course he did spend a long time in a link room cabin earlier in his career.    There was a need for cross over in […]

Character Count – January 2020

APPEARANCES THIS MONTH WHICH CHARACTERS WERE HEARD DURING JANUARY 2020? POSITION CHARACTER EPISODES 1 Jim Lloyd 14 Kirsty Miller 14 3 Alistair Lloyd 13 4 Jazzer McCreary 10 5 Philip Moss 9 6 David Archer 6 Lilian Bellamy 6 8 Jolene Archer 5 Josh Archer 5 Ruth Archer 5 11 Gavin Moss 4 Helen Archer 4 Kenton Archer 4 Lynda Snell 4 Natasha Archer 4 Rex Fairbrother 4 Tom Archer 4 18 Fiona Lloyd 3 Ian Craig 3 Justin Elliott 3 Kate Madikane 3 Lee Bryce 3 Neil Carter 3 Roy Tucker 3 Tracy Horrobin 3 26 Adam Macy 2 […]

2019 Character Count

Appearances during 2019 WHICH CHARACTERS APPEARED IN THE MOST EPISODES DURING 2019? Gender Ratio for 2019 WHAT WAS THE GENDER RATIO DURING 2019? Right You Are / Hello You Two HOW MANY TIMES WERE THE PHRASES “RIGHT YOU ARE” AND “HELLO YOU TWO” HEARD DURING 2019? Writers WHICH SCRIPT WRITER CONTRIBUTED THE MOST EPISODES DURING 2019?

CHARACTER COUNT – DECEMBER 2019

Appearances This Month WHICH CHARACTERS WERE HEARD DURING DECEMBER 2019? There were 52 characters altogether during December 2019. Consecutive Episodes WHO APPEARED IN THE MOST CONSECUTIVE EPISODES DURING DECEMBER 2019? Newcomers, Returners, Departers Right You Are / Hello You Two Gender Ratio Absent Characters WHICH CHARACTERS, HEARD DURING 2018, WERE NEVER HEARD DURING 2019? Writers This month’s conversations in Ambridge were overheard by GURPREET KAUR BHATTI (6), NAYLAH AHMED (6), LIZ JOHN (6), SARAH McDONALD HUGHES (6) and CAROLINE HARRINGTON (3).

The 3rd Annual “Right You Are / Hello You Two” Quiz

It’s that time of year again, when I gather together all of the Right You Ares and Hello You Twos that have been heard during the past year. All you have to do is put a name to each of the twenty-three voices. Be careful with the Grundys … make sure you are clear that you mean Eddie Grundy (dad) or Ed Grundy (his son). There are no prizes … this is just for fun. You can post your answers in the comment box below or send them to me at rightyouare1951@gmail.com. I will reply and tell you how many […]

DTD: 305 Santa con comes to Ambridge and the story of the black Father Christmas

Diversity is high on the agenda this week.  Lucy is hugely enthusiastic of a strong week on The Archers luxuriating in the wonders of Santa auditions, the bonkers of Ambridge Rewiilding plus the return of Ruth and the images conjured up by Russ trying to direct Jim by way of Lizzie’s mental disturbances!  Roifield meanwhile is more interested in stories of his trousers not being removed in Lucy’s dreams (she is convinced that Zencaster is her undoing) and the state of his shoes when playing Santa – than talking about the week in Ambridge which obviously did not impress him […]

Character Count – November 2019

APPEARANCES THIS MONTH WHICH CHARACTERS WERE HEARD DURING NOVEMBER 2019? There were 49 characters altogether during November 2019. Two new characters — Roman Trench, an actor performing at the Grey Gables dinner show and Bella, Johnny’s girlfriend who became Johnny’s ex-girlfriend by the end of the episode. We also heard the dreadful Martyn Gibson for the first time this year, who was chairing the Borchester Land board meeting. CONSECUTIVE EPISODES WHO APPEARED IN THE MOST CONSECUTIVE EPISODES DURING NOVEMBER 2019? NEWCOMERS, RETURNERS, DEPARTERS RIGHT YOU ARE / HELLO YOU TWO GENDER RATIO ABSENT CHARACTERS WHICH CHARACTERS, HEARD DURING 2018, HAVE […]