British podcast awards – Vote here https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote/ to vote correctly enter “Dumteedum” into the search box.
Our podcast needs some new DumTeeDums to open the show – speakpipe them to Roifield. Lucy is mainliinng The Archers until her sister calls but soon recovers. Lucy then lectures Justin on how to behave romantically as well as trying to explain why only Usha and Anisha are being dragged into the cricket team whilst Pip, Kirsty and Alice might actually have some suitable skills? Roifield wants more from Jim and Robert interacting! And Lucy helpfully points out that Roifield likes facts as well – with which he concurs, although history is based on revisionism!
Callers seem not be keen on Pip this week – it seems she is behaving once again like a spoilt brat. Even Witherspoon lines up the guns against her! However the writers have screwed up – the money Pip made was nowhere near enough to buy another herd and it was inevitable that the parents would need to cough up to refill the leys. I think the writer is wrong – and has mislead the listeners. Sorry Keri – go back and redo the maths. Ruth has lots of money.
Lucy was also particularly taken with some pink studded ladies knickers. A story for Walky Talky I think. Meanwhile Roifield is enjoying his weekly map update. This podcast becomes ever more diverse if that is possible. And they have not appointed a diversity officer yet. Lucy does not want any maps.
Millie reports a great deal of activity and reminds us all to vote in podcast awards.
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On this week’s episode, we have calls from
Dusty Substances and Ruth Simpson who think Pip needs her arse kicked
Blithe Spirit who’s not bowled over with cricket
New York Nigel is worried about the cows having mumps
Andrew Horn who thinks Josh has bought the plague
Witherspoon who thinks Lilian’s heart may belong to Tiger
and
Sarah who’s glad Usha’s rubbish at cricket.
