Robert has stopped drinking coffee (never Camp) and in consequence appears to be suffering withdrawal symptoms! Lucy tries to get him to fall off the wagon & then diagnoses that he might have a brain tumour.
Answering last week’s meage query “The Canterbury Tales” was revealed and is now underway but the writers continue to tease who plays which part & given the numbers involved in the performance only Pat & Tony will be in the audience as they are never invited to participate in the performances.
Many people are worried that Lizzie has problems (well if you had twins like that so would you!) but the only person flagging up any concern is Johnny who lies & makes it worse, then makes it even worse when he tells the truth! Better if Johnny had not visited the prison at all!
Bruised pubises are back in fashion and get extensive coverage.
Lots going on with social media and Millie Belle gives a good run down of the best comments. Tweets of the week also provide a sideways look at events this week.
Kosmo
This week’s Dumteedum was sent in by Kerry and Rhona.
On this week’s show we have calls from Vicky, Eleanor, Witherspoon, Red Agnes and Eulelia.