“‘Allo,’ Allo” said Ms Artois, rocking up to Brookfield Farm, for her first meeting with the tenants. “Listen very carefully, firstly I shall only say zis once and secondly you are obviously a thick local peasant. Get your Madonna with Big Boobies sheep outta my pub, sorry out of the field I have decided needs spraying today”. In return Pip offers to spay Stella anytime she wants. By the way if Ms Artois thinks this incestuous she might pass out when she finds out about the links to Bridge Farm, Berrow Estate, The Stables and The Bull, Damara and The local blacksmith!
Meanwhile Amy seems to have forgotten who she is. Once a racy lady having an affair with a married man her personality has become so extinguished she had to take a test to find a new one, without any luck so far.
Blake was introduced to the concept of folding money when the rest of the nation is finding it impossible to use cash. I have lost count of the nonsense spouted by pubs and similar who have not wanted to be paid in the last 12 months. I accept that carrying £600 plus to pay this week’s restaurant bill (luckily there were only two of us dining or it may have been a bit much) is not normal, but I would like the option please. In a few minutes I am going to the football, a few weeks ago I had to pay for the drinks of the guy in front because he did not have a card with him. It is disgraceful and discriminatory not to accept cash as it disenfranchises part of the population.
Kosmo
This week’s DumTeeDum tune is from The Paul Family in New York and on this week’s episode we hear calls from Bill, Mia, Glyn, Clare, Witherspoon, Katherine & Matthew plus a text from Purple Pumpkin & an email from Anon of Ambridge.
