Quentin is particularly exercised this week by the mundane – the absence of cars needing servicing or repairs as they merely exist to run over peacocks, Mike Tucker and Tiger, most of whom largely survived!
Evictions have come round again but our resident property expert extols the extensive safeguards for tenants and Claire recommends that Tom & Nocasha should stay put and wait for Hazel to get the required court orders. We also hear from a landlord who reports equal difficulties in extracting tenants.
By and large Hazel reverted to type whilst Nocasha still seems not to understand cash management being at complete odds with her husband over funding a mortgage. Even worse she has not told Tom that the patter of tiny feet is coming. Absolutely wrong.
Pat’s behaviour was weird, why would Pat let Hazel impose her wishes? It never rang true that Rob got one over on Pat and I can only assume that this new Pat has been created to replace the original feminist warrior or perhaps it is mental deterioration with age.
Maximising your return from turkeys was covered. Apparently the small turkeys get given the innards of a big turkey and the larger birds get the small giblets so giving more average weight birds! Fascinating!
Shambridges popped in as Susan Carter to gold plate the tweet of the week.
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In this week’s episode we gain exclusive access to a secret letter Hazel has written. We also feature a DumTeeDum tune from Mia and have contributions from Rob, Linda/Lindy Lou, Formerly Cycling Christine, Claire from Clapham, Helen from Rotherham, Carolyn from Anglesey, God Squad Mia, Katherine and Kate, Witherspoon, Dr Becky, Charles, Katherine, Anon of Ambridge. and author Judy Astley.
