DTD: 174 – Jill and Kirsty do bees and Tom gets a spanking from Justin

This week’s Dumteedum comes from Fat Bloke Talking. It’s made using note blocks on Minecraft and was a little project with my son, Alex (10) On this week’s episode, we have calls from Lord Louise who’s gone a bit paranoid Witherspoon who’s cross with Lucy and Jo Jo Sexy Heels who’s queen of the lyrics.


DTD: 173 – Johnny and Freddie do the Isle of Wight

Naked Fingers returns to once again use his voice which seems to assert his natural authority. Regrettably we did not hear the outcome of the hot date from last week – was it cab or coffee?  We need to know. In her stunning monologue Lucy makes it very clear that she has now seen through Justin and is certain that we shall soon return to the pusscat/Tiger years. As ever Naked Fingers liked her monologue this week. Meanwhile we all await Lillian’s mega-apology to Lynda, could be the largest humble pie Lilian has ever baked.  The last person to make […]


DTD: 172 – Pip and Rex are discussed along with Freddie’s lack of brains

This week Naked Fingers (aka Robert Wilson) is sharing host duties with Lucy. A brief profile of Naked Fingers.  He is 46, lives in or near Oxford, may have left wing tendencies, has not lived with anyone for 20 years but has dabbled in polytunnels and he had a hot date possibly with another DumTeeDummer later the same evening.  He also seems very knowledgeable on recreational drug use, although he did not drink until he was 21; Lucy equates this to Roifield listening to Radio 4.  He knows a beautiful EHO lady apparently.  Naked Fingers is 3st lighter and is […]


DTD: 171 – Love for Lilly, understanding for Toby and more Archers chat!

Lucy is back from Hawes and delivered an outstanding review of the week in Ambridge, which in tribute to the late Ziggy Boneman included a reference to FFS.  Roifield makes an impassioned plea for new DumTeeDums – please send them in.  Lucy does a mean Vicky Pollard, but having been in Yorkshire she should have been channelling Eric Pollard (soap cross pollination there!). GoddessDeeva returns from the bottom of a bucket to tell Lilian that she needs to stop making an idiot of herself.  But Justin has history and Anthea will put a stop to that.  Andrew Horn raises his […]


DTD: 170 – Shambridges on Prosecco, Pip, Gin and Lillian

With Lucy taking a no-doubt well deserved holiday Shambridges, Harriet Carmichael, takes the second hot seat whilst the Newcastle meet up provides the Geordie DumTeeDum at the top of the show.  A mention for our sponsor https://www.shedcode.co.uk/ who have an attractive website explaining what they do (and I have not mentioned them recently). Lucy’s summary of the week is replaced by a wonderful Shambridges visitation with Lizzie wanting Rob back in the village, the irritating Lilly whines on about Pip’s whining, Pip sounding 45 and droning on, Ruaridgh has a new accent and is off to Roumania – and Roifield said he preferred […]


Character Statistics for May 2017

Appearances during May 2017 1 PIP ARCHER 14 2 Lilian Bellamy 10 3 Brian Aldridge 9 4 David Archer 8 = Justin Elliott 8 = Toby Fairbrother 8 7 Jennifer Aldridge 7 8 Ruth Archer 6 = Rex Fairbrother 6 = Adam Macy 6 = Lily Pargetter 6 12 Jolene Archer 5 = Eddie Grundy 5 = Anisha Jayakoday 5 15 Kenton Archer 4 = Harrison Burns 4 = Alice Carter 4 = Shula Hebden Lloyd 4 = Kirsty Miller 4 = Lynda Snell 4 21 Neil Carter 3 = Matt Crawford 3 = Joe Grundy 3 = Alistair Lloyd […]


DTD: 169 – Lillian, Miranda, Rex and Lilly feature on this weeks show

Our hosts reflect on what was generally a good week for The Archers.  Miranda and Justin splitting up the assets and then Miranda and Lilian having a face off at the Dower House.  Of course Hilda Ogden arriving had a new slashing arrival whilst this week’s map was about Ambridge.  You have to listen to the end of the podcast for the best bit of the week however! Much other ground covered plus some new callers, which is always welcome.  Go and help ginger up the forum on the website – far more interesting than it was. Great plot prediction […]