Lucy’s monologue assures us that Emmur’s youngest is now called Kefira by Soosan. Also Lucy was as amazed as us listeners when we heard that ferrets running riot, Lynda reading Tropic of Cancer on reception, Roy abusing any guests with a slight tan and the health club being run by the local eco-activist who is never there are examples of best practice likely to be adopted by any hotel chain, let alone an Accomplished one. Oliver’s wishes for selling Gay Grables in aspic does seem to be a little unreasonable and likely to put off future customers. Brian is importing foreign fields next week as they will work harder. Anisha and Matt did a lot of banging – of doors not each other!
And why do all the Ambridge family parties descend into mayhem you might ask? Naked Fingers knows – it is the couple of pints of tequila that each attendee consumes which is responsible.
Whilst discussing the calls Naked Fingers decided to mansplain feminism to Lucy, she stopped him before he became too much of a twonk! Busy week this week with all of the signposts of Alice and Ed’s impending affair, Roifield’s move to USA, avoidance of discussions of Matt (thank you Witherspoon) plus kefir all over the shop.
There appears to be some descent into nudity as Yokel Bear kept talking about being naked alongside Naked Fingers. Whatever is going on?
This week’s Dumteedum is from Mary Not Contrary and Nosila in Toronto.
On this week’s episode we have views from
Witherspoon who thinks Alice might need AA
Blithe Spirit who thinks Emma’s doomed
Abi who can foresee trouble in the smithy
Goddess Deeva who thinks it was a smoulder not a spark