Naked Fingers returns to launch Zodiac Space Dogs with a prog rock version of DumTeeDum in outer space which soon has Lucy cackling away! Lucy gives us chapter and verse on modern child creating methods and the infinite improbability drive kicked into overdrive when Lucy Pargetter (not our LucyVF) started giving advice on men to Philippa who then followed it to our huge surprise. Matt and Lilian went dogging without Ruby. LucyVF seems convinced that Justin and Lilian will not marry. Has Emmur actually said “you might think that but I could not possibly comment” yet? Matt has started sounding like a Labour government as he makes the same announcement for about the tenth time – he really is going to Ecuador you know. Naked Fingers has now cheered up, he has a fruit tea and the glass of red is waiting; he remains keen on the fine woven silk tapestry that comprises Ambridge.
There has been some editing of the calls this week but thanks to all callerinners. Maeve kicks off by discussing the “tedious and unbelievable” love triangle as she views it. She tells Lilian to be single and happy which gets Lucy cheering. Katherine, IvyFox88, seems very worried about both Lilian and her pump running hot and cold and hopes Philip Moss sorts it out in the very near future. Marynotcontrary has finally caught up and predicts that Anisha has a string of complaints from her earlier employment which will come to light! This does not garner much support at the moment. Witherspoon returns to the love triangle and joins the minority batting for Justin, although he seems to be doubting himself this week! Abi from Brighton takes issue with the “Robert and Jim tiff” believing it is misusing Emma’s desire to improve her life and the village. Like me Abi bemoans the absence of proper employment contracts.
Lucy has a personal alert on Naked Fingers “Whatsapp” whatever that is! Apparently she is a wine glass being struck! Then he has to grovel to Lucy but plays adverts to mask his apology having likened her to a bag of spanners – which reminds me that Mr T Wogan always referred to the Corr sisters as looking like a bag of spanners.