It is a long recording this week as Lucy and Roifield discuss the angst arising from being parents of teenage children with Lucy having two and Roifield three (and I assume no overlaps). Apparently there is a difference (who knew) between talking about porn and a pawn (in chess) and all I say is that the parents (whom I blame) should emphasise the rolling “r” to ensure there is no misunderstanding. Roifield has been discussing sex with his daughter and I am a little surprised that did not end up on the cutting room floor.
Lucy has been cloned and there are now two of her spending her money, accessing her Microsoft accounts and undertaking far more nefarious deeds no doubt requiring a little of her attention as the podcast progresses. I was hopeful that next week it will not be Lucy and Roifield but Lucy and her clone entertaining us but it will actually be Andrew Horn and Yokel Bear.
Talking of idiot teenagers means that they segue into the idiot twenties and the fiasco of the Rewilding Trio is writ large when Lucy states that the urban estate grown people of that age (colour has been redacted from this commentary) would be far more street wise about signing unread (I typed undead first time) contracts with BL than the ones in Ambridge. Rex must have brain damage from the rugby years but Pip knows a lot about land contracts from letting Brookfield land to the Fairbrethern and Pip has a degree from Oxford so must know something about the real world!
And on top of that Christmas is almost here!
Kosmo
This week’s Dumteedum is from an out of breath Old Grey Whiskers.
On this week’s episode, we hear views from Old Grey Whiskers, Vicky, Andrew, Keith, Claire, Witherspoon, Jan, Emily and Glyn.