Showing true dedication to DumTeeDum, Roifield spends Christmas Day editing together what eventually becomes a delightful collection of pieces from our callerinerers, Andrew Horn bringing us a week in Ambridge, Yokel Bear impersonating Roifield etc as the original, no doubt award winning recording, got snafued by the technical elves who were done for speeding in Ambridge by Sgt (not good enough to be Santa) Carpet Burns. Whatever our hosts are paying for technical backup is far too much, should we blame Derek and is the back bedroom leaking?
The week before Christmas seemed to be dominated by the Ambridge Re-wilding Trust (ART) who appear to have adopted the old 10cc hit:
“ART for ART’s sake,
Money for God sakes”
And of course it will soon be renamed the BLAG – “Borchester Land Ambridge Greenwash” which just about sums up Martin Gibson and Justin Elliott.
No doubt next week there will be good news for the Grundies from Squire Sterling – otherwise why invite them to Gay Grables for Christmas.
Whilst Roifield was not there to say it the whole Helen & Lee story continues her excessive appearances on the docu-drama and hopefully she and Lee will go and live somewhere else.
To occupy your time discuss if Christmas decorations can be excessive. Also why would any Geordie in her right mind move to Ambridge and not near her obviously distasteful child.
Kosmo
On this Christmas episode, I am the five gold rings that is Yokelbear and the partridge in a pear tree that is Andrew Horn
