Category: The Archers

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DTD: 329 – Jacqui Smith Archers super fan and the ex Home secretary

Her Majesty’s ex Principal Secretary of State for the Home Department, normally referred to as the Home Secretary, the Home Office and a senior Cabinet minister in Her Majesty’s Government, the first female Home Secretary that is Jacqui Smith, joins Roifield. So Roifield uses this week’s podcast to chat up Jacqui, at least until she reveals that following some internet dating she now has a boyfriend.  Her knowledge of The Archers is supreme having answered all the questions correctly on Celebrity Mastermind in her specialist round – the subject of which was of course “The Archers”.   Having recently had […]

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DTD: 327 – Lucy, Roifield and Dumteedumers discuss The Archers

This week is important.     At times there have been suggestions that the powers that be might kill off The Archers, until eventually a myth seemed to develop and envelop the programme in some kind of magic force field that made it feel that the series was so iconic and everlasting that unlike Eldorado or Brookside there was nothing, not even stupid stories and unbelievably bad editing decisions, that could stop the juggernaut rolling on for ever.   We have suffered the motorway by pass being diverted, the village drowning, the residents moving to Northumbria, mystical recoveries from drug overdoses, […]

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Character Count – April 2020

The following characters were heard during April 2020. Friday episodes had ceased on 27th March in order to lengthen the time that existing episodes, recorded before the Coronavirus lockdown, could be transmitted. The last ‘normal’ episode was transmitted on Thursday 30 April. Appearances This Month POSITION CHARACTER APPEARANCES 1 Robert Snell 11 2 Lynda Snell 10 = Roy Tucker 10 4 Emma Grundy 9 = Tracy Horrobin 9 6 Kirsty Miller 7 7 Ed Grundy 6 = Philip Moss 6 9 Gavin Moss 5 = Harrison Burns 5 = Lilian Bellamy 5 = Shula Hebden Lloyd 5 13 Adam Macy […]

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DTD: 325 – A long episode to help you through the Coronas, its The Archers plus Bob Marley and Ajax of Amsterdam

Lucy’s monologue steals gently into your ears and then stomps all over your brain as it completely subverts your memory of the ongoing events in Ambridge.  Lynda and Robert are delivering some wonderful performances and I think we should all be grateful that Graham Blockley retired and became available to make a far larger contribution on air.    In a clear acknowledgement of his abundance of spare time, Roifield admitted he had notes on events this week and had even researched items in relation to callers’ comments!  This research appears to consist largely of potted histories of the contrast between […]

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Character Count – March 2020

The following characters were heard during March 2020. POSITION CHARACTER APPEARANCES 1 Kirsty Miller 11 Lynda Snell 11 3 Freddie Pargetter 10 Philip Moss 10 5 Robert Snell 9 Roy Tucker 9 7 Oliver Sterling 8 8 Lilian Bellamy 7 Pip Archer 7 10 Ben Archer 6 Emma Grundy 6 Josh Archer 6 13 Ed Grundy 5 Gavin Moss 5 15 Brian Aldridge 4 Doctor 4 Phoebe Aldridge 4 18 Adam Macy 3 Justin Elliott 3 Ruth Archer 3 Shula Hebden Lloyd 3 Tom Archer 3 Tracy Horrobin 3 24 Alistair Lloyd 2 Eddie Grundy 2 Jill Archer 2 Jolene […]

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DTD: 318 Could Kate and Jacob “really be like real in real life” and apologies to Germany

This week’s Dumteedum caused earthquake proportions of discomfort in Kosmo towers on initial hearing.  First up Roifield issued a detailed apology to the entire German nation over the utterance of a discarded national anthem, following which Lucy commented on the week in Ambridge referring to events of which I had absolutely no memory.    Eventually my brain sorted itself out and I decided that as I had not yet heard this week’s episodes of The Archers I thought I should probably go and do that before hearing Lucy’s take on events!  Lucy has been busy recently with a Year in Ambridge […]

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CHARACTER COUNT – FEBRUARY 2020

APPEARANCES THIS MONTH WHICH CHARACTERS WERE HEARD DURING FEBRUARY 2020? POSITION CHARACTER EPISODES 1 Lynda Snell 11 2 Jakob Hakansson 9   Lilian Bellamy   4 Alistair Lloyd 8 5 Freddie Pargetter 7   Kate Madikane   7 Johnny Phillips 6   Tracy Horrobin   9 Ben Archer 5   Jolene Archer     Josh Archer     Kirsty Miller     Shula Hebden Lloyd   14 Jazzer McCreary 4   Jim Lloyd     Kenton Archer     Philip Moss     Robert Snell   19 Alice Carter 3   David Archer     Ed Grundy     Emma […]

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DTD: 317 Lucy told me the title it’s in the show but I’ve forgotten what she said

The title this week is, according to Lucy: “The one where Roifield and Lucy don’t talk about the biggest storyline in The Archers and then actually talk about it!”.  I agree with one point.  Robert Snell would not endorse cheating; the whole thing is making a nonsense of the characters.  These two women have a grandchild in common so no doubt they will soon be tearing Mungo in half.   Lucy rules as we all acknowledge.  As ever she excels with her week in Ambridge covering the tiny stories (Johnny’s bald spot) and the large dramatic excesses – Lynda’s sit […]

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DTD: 315 Its all about money, Roifield is righter than right!

I spent a good half of this podcast thinking “whoosh” when Lucy mentioned Philip Schofield leaving a broom cupboard rapidly in the “Week in Ambridge” unless he had intruded on Boris Becker enjoying a blow job (which usually involves a lot of sucking).  This appeared along with crinolines, the crocodile in Peter Pan, a real German resident and warning noises from defibrillators in this week’s podcast.  Eventually all became clear as the joke was explained and of course he did spend a long time in a link room cabin earlier in his career.    There was a need for cross over in […]

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