It is a disappointing commencement to this week’s podcast when two of our hosts seem to temporarily lose their minds in wanting long term continuation of the internal monologues as an aspect of village life. The monologues were pants when used in Amex of less than blessed memory; they have been a complete dis-service to the inbuilt history of the continuing fly on the wall documentary over the last few months and I am immensely hopeful that no-one who is responsible for bringing village activities to our ears will ever again contemplate such invasion of my aural space in the future. I think Roifield for once actually agrees with me. After all consider the state of DumTeeDum if Roifield was just playing talking with himself.
On actual events in the village I really feel that there is a need to draw a veil over proceedings. Firstly Ed is not a stupid thick village idiot and simply would not mix two types of grain. In reality I cannot believe that Home Farm (without a farmhouse) would even grow two types of grain – it is inefficient and leads to the potential for error – so you grow either wheat or barley but not both and then they cannot be mixed. And frankly if Linda wants a good rogering then that is not our concern, as I explained last week the residents in this house are convinced that no-one over sixty has sex. And then our hosts tell us that everyone of Robert’s age probably pops Viagra anyway!
Kosmo
Dumteedum Live 2pm on Sunday 27th of September at Kings Place, 90 York Way, London N1 9AG with Sunny Ormonde, Dr Cara Courage and Dr Nicola Hedlam of the Academic Archers tickets can be bought at https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/words/dumteedum-27-sep
On this week’s episode, we hear views from Jen from Southampton, Ambridge Pony Club and Jack
