This week we heard the MinceMate man become aware of the newly re-awakened Lizzie who is allegedly being busy on the dating scene. Brummie MinceMate has a couple of daughters with a significant age difference, implying to me that he has been through two wives already. Roifield feels that MinceMate is the new Woolley figure – lots of money, comes from somewhere near Stirchley and a proper Brummie accent.
Strewth Ruth. Changing tack from no-one can dig our land ever to welcoming a horde of hoard seekers within a few days seems improbable. She is probably Alice’s White Queen in disguise and can believe six impossible things before breakfast.
Most improbable thing this week was anyone believing that MinceMate’s daughter has any concerns over the cost of her wedding. What a Princess wants a Princess gets even if the odd foot needs stamping!
Alice was subject to poor writing this week. I do not believe that such a well educated woman who has had a huge wake up call over modest alcohol consumption would fail to get her apology to Emma so wrong. So that was also highly improbable in my view. Indeed I am starting to think that the village has been visited by a version of the infinite improbability drive; perhaps covid-19 has led to some form of mass psychosis or perhaps we have followed the white rabbit down a burrow in the ground.
Highlight of the week was inevitably Aunty Keri Warburton feeding Jimmy Somerville some roast lamb from her pocket at Brighton station. That at least should make you want to listen!
Kosmo
On this week’s episode, we hear views from Witherspoon, Carolyn Wright, Clare, Miranda, Liz, Elsa and Shifty Dave
