Sometimes I do not identify the absurdity of the week until Roifield and his rotating hosts (this week – Keri and Pete) commence their discussions. On this podcast when it came it was like being thwacked over the head with a heavy book.
In common with most of the legal arrangements in Ambridge we have no idea if the Three Weird Wilders who have taken on tenancies of about 400 acres of prime Ambridge land are a partnership or a limited company. If they have taken any legal guidance at all (doubtful) then they will have formed a company and will be shareowners as well as sharecroppers.
Either the company or the partnership (which if sensible should be a limited liability partnership) will have entered into tenancy agreements with the owners of the various chunks of land which are to go mad wild. So if one of the wild women of Ambridge gets out of bed the wrong side one morning and decides to put an end to all this nonsense (please, pretty please) then you do not send for a lawyer to write a new tenancy agreement! That is unchanged because either the company or the partnership is the tenant. If you have royally f***ed up the initial partnership agreement with no way of leaving (eg European Union – reminder to check the exit clause on anything before signing) you might have to write another one – but if you have a tame Usha in the village you get a partnership agreement which allows partners to go and come as circumstances dictate. Every legal or accounting partnership in the country has one of these – they are therefore not as rare as the brain cell shared by Phillippa, Rex and Phoebe (has that girl ever made use of her education?).
As a professional I despair. I bet Steph Casey and her ripped husband-to-be make sure they get it in writing before embarking on threesomes – there can be terrible problems if you engage in sex without consent these days!
Kosmo
Rude very rude but I liked it.