Covid arrived – but not in Ambridge. Somehow it remains a “Thankful Village” with no impact on known residents. All the cases reported were outside the village, even during the monologues where Roger Travers-Macey was struck down. Has Adam even mentioned it since?
Amy had a second visit to the microphone in recent weeks and stoked up the “there must be an affair in the offing” correspondents whilst the affair that was not between Shula and poor old Neil came to a non-end when Soosan took down Shula yet again and as our hosts pointed out Soosan went from chilly to chili in very short order.
Anon of Ambridge is worried about how he or she will talk to Alice when she returns to the village from her sojourn elsewhere. My opening remark would be to ask after Antarctica as she will be very white and has clearly not seen much sunshine, best not to ask about the quality of the moonshine brew in the polar base though.
And in the village fete prize draw the booby prize will be accompanying our very own Eddie Grundy on his daily errands having had no breakfast! Who in their right mind contemplates a day out with sustenance? Joy!
Finally best wishes to Quentin on passing a milestone birthday and on finding remarkably high quality WiFi in deepest darkest rural Cornwall.
Kosmo
