Dumteedum 2016 calendar

[Aunty Jean]

Oh Lordy! How many is that? At this rate will really have to strip off.

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[Roifield Brown]

If this is too happen, you need to submit your photos pronto to me roifield@gmail.com!

[Aunty Jean]

Dear Roifield. Would the weekend do? Big apologies but have had family things going on that got in the way. Xxx

[Vicky from (C)Ambridge]

Gawd. Who says the camera doesn’t lie?

In my head I was aiming for something cute, funny and a bit Julie Walters. What I got was a wrinkly old woman who looks as if she’s swallowed a coat hanger. I can’t send you this, it would scare small children.

[Aunty Jean]

Mines in your email box. It would also frighten small children but I’m past caring. ?

[Roifield Brown]

Vicky, I’m sure you look fine, send it in. I’ve got yours Aunty Jean, nice spade! 😉

[Aunty Jean]

Ahem. I’m proud of that spade! It covered me unmentionables beautifully I’ll have you know!

[Jacqueline Bertho]

It felt very odd sending a calendar girls pose to a man I have never met……did it arrive, or is it now winging its way to a French tabloid waiting to wreck my infant political career……..?

[Roifield Brown]

I’ve got your photo and it’s lovely, rest assured France Soir will not be running it on their front page!

[Witherspoon]

What month will I be gracing? Did you like the newspaper I was perusing?

• This reply was modified 8 years, 5 months ago by Witherspoon.

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