Order of John Archer

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  • #1303
    Jon The FirstJon The First
    Participant

    Can I say how much I love the Order of John Archer badge on my profile? Fabulous!!

    #1308
    Roifield BrownRoifield Brown
    Keymaster

    As the first of the owner of the honour its only right that we proudly display your gong on your page Sir!

    #1332
    Gita BeecroftGita Beecroft
    Participant

    Hello DumteeDum

    My husband (the OH) has been called John ever since he was born. He doesn’t have a middle name, which is sad.

    He used to be one of those irritating people who used to call at 7.01 pm to chat, ask me what was for supper and tell me he was on the train (or not) but now he has finally learnt to send me a text to this effect so anything is possible. I think he got the message when I never picked up the phone.

    He virtually never listens to the Archers because he’s never home in time but, if he’s on holiday, say, he keeps interrupting and asking for the complete backstory about whoever’s talking. Which is even more difficult these days.

    All in all I think I deserve an Order of John Archer badge for my sheer heroism and tolerance.

    Pretty please?

    #1336
    Roifield BrownRoifield Brown
    Keymaster

    That tale of woe is enough to make you John X, this honour will be bestowed on you on the next show!

    #1340
    Yokel BearYokel Bear
    Participant

    My next door neighbour but one is called John. He’s a bit odd – bit of a nudist back garden sun bather if you know what I mean. Anyhoo, does this qualify me as a John? I think I have a pretty strong case.

    #1342
    Roifield BrownRoifield Brown
    Keymaster

    He sounds more like Derek Fletcher, so your application has been black balled!

    #1412
    Sue ArcherSue Archer
    Participant

    Can we have a special order for people who actually have the surname Archer? If it swings it, my husband has built his own tractor.

    #1416
    LandlessGentryLandlessGentry
    Participant

    My confirmation name is John. Partly after my grandfather, and partly in anticipation of applying for the order of John Archer a few decades later. Does that count?

    #1430
    Aunty JeanAunty Jean
    Participant

    Could I be the only female member of the order? Jean in the French?

    I await confirmation or black balling……

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