Secret Tattoos in Ambridge

[Helen Sharp]

Lillian may have a Tiger on her buttock?

[Martin Lightburn]

Haha. Brilliant! And Matt could have a matching pussy cat on his bum!

[Roifield Brown]

Fallon has a bit of ink defo! No idea what it would be though, maybe a something she got on a trip to Thailand?

[Witherspoon]

Just thinking of tattoo-discordant siblings:

Toby-yes (duh!); Rex-no
Ed-yes (from his wilder days); Will-no
Kenton-yes (“David, you’re so boring”); David-no.
Lilian-yes (but discreet); Jennifer-no
Tom-yes (from his protesting days); Helen-no
Alf-yes (during his service years); Joe-no
Lily-no (but will consider it); Freddie-yes (got it during the festival but hasn’t told anyone)
Pip-yes; Josh-no (too busy making money); Ben-has had temporary ones
Kate-yes; Adam-no; Alice-soon to get one during an alcohol fueled blackout

[Martin Lightburn]

I don’t know. I can imagine David having a badger framed in rifle sights across a shoulder.
Fallon, I can see as having a little chain of flowers up the side of a foot. Classy and enticing, right Roifield?
Kenton used to be a merchant seaman didn’t he? Bet he’s got something filthy across his back.
And Jill has just got newly inked in the jailhouse with FLAP JACK across her knuckles!

[Helen Sharp]

Jolene will have a heart somewhere!

[Martin Lightburn]

I agree, a heart entwined round a lily perhaps?

[Helen Sharp]

Very Jolene.

Kirsty probably has a tattoo, not sure what of.

[Purple Pumpkin]

Only just seen this hilarious thread. Does Kirsty have a pan of custard tattoo? Or a sausage, with Tom written over it?

[Rachel Tolhurst]

Lexi has R… there wasn’t time Friday r it to be filled in. Snigger

[Claire Astbury]

Love this thread! I agree on Kenton, Jolene, Toby, Ed and possibly Kirsty. Not convinced that Pip, Kate, Tom, Fallon or Lillian have been tattooed. Jolene’s ex who does the cooking (I forget his name) has at least 20. Jazzer probably has one. And I’d love it if Jim has something in Latin somewhere discreet!

[Magic_at_mungos]

Kate has something written badly in Hindi. It’s meant to be deep and meaningful but has been mistranslated.

Toby has a 90s style tribal tattoo on a bicep.

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[Anonymous]

Wasn’t there a storyline about Kenton getting one for Jolene’s birthday or their anniversary or something. I remember being quite surprised as I didn’t think he would. I’m not sure about Roy either to be honest, but can picture Alice with something discreet on a ankle, SamCam style.

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