Things that never seem to happen in Ambridge

[YorkshireLass]

There seem to be things which happen commonly everywhere but in Ambridge, a couple spring to mind people watching tv and also people doing sponsored events. Ambridge must be one of the few places in the UK were there is not a regular stream of people doing all sorts of activities for charities. I was wondering what other everyday things others can think of that don’t happen in the “everyday day story of country folk” ?

[Rachel Tolhurst]

Watch Netflix or go to the cinema.

[Purple Pumpkin]

Have older people reciting their medical conditions (except for Joe’s farmer’s lung all the oldies seem to be incredibly healthy)

[Rachel Tolhurst]

Get an MOT

[YorkshireLass]

And of course listening to the Archers or Dum Tee Dum!

[Rachel Tolhurst]

Ask if anyone remembers white dog poo or if anyone can smell weed.

[Janispope]

Walk into a room but forgets why.

Mows the lawn, maybe the livestock does it?

Plays an instrument.

Takes the kids on a day out which isn’t a picnic.

Catches there cardi on a door handle, admittedly difficult in an audio drama!

[Rachel Tolhurst]

Has treatment for alcoholism

[Katrina Wong]

Nobody seems to visit the dentist either.
Do they all have bad teeth??
Also why doesn’t anyone ever talk about their Amazon delivery?!

[kiwi_listenerer]

Visit a Garden centre – not only for plants, but a popular trip to the cafe for the old folk, I’m lead to believe.

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