I am so sorry that I missed calling in this week. I have flu and have been asleep for most of the afternoon.
So especially for @katySwiftKnit
Twitchy nob goes to Glastonbury as he heard it is in a place called Worthy Farm and imagines that as such it must be his spiritual home.
After seeing Slayer on the Pyramid stage he ventures up to the Glade where Buddy and The Two Steves spike his beer as they quite liked that Helen woman and they thought he was a bit of a nob.
Rob then thinks that DJ Sasha is god and that he must immolate himself before him.
He fails to do it properly and ends up lying in the mud where the burns he has managed to do get infected.
Then the first aid truck runs over his head.
The end.