Angela Barnes joins Roifield to talk all matters Ambridge this week. The script gets amended on the fly by Angela and then she gives us her week in the village with a very early double entendre as a rabbit and then a pussy appear as if out of a top hat. Following the sex Angela then gets onto drugs at the age of 94. No mention of rock and roll that I heard, no chance of dropping off to sleep either because Angela is taking it all at high speed (sorry more drugs). Roifield reckons this week is better than last week.
Roy is not hearing Lexi – but we believe his ears are working well. Lexi is over Roy – but we do not know why she has had enough. Angela thinks it is down to the distance from the children – she is not finding Roy exciting either (why did he not pop over to visit her in Bulgaria?). Johnny, Lee, Helen, Emma, Oliver and Hannah are also under discussion. Then we get back to sex and dating sites, whoops sorry Montbelliards. Witherspoon is particularly worked up by Lynda, Lizzie and Lexi. All have upset him this week.
Best line of the week: “There are so many people over 100 now the Queen has had to get a Moonpig account.”
Roifield – Siobhan was a translator, her husband was a doctor who knocked off the vicar. She was multi-lingual which was why she went off to Germany where she was bringing up Ruairi with a partner when she found she was ill.
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On this week’s show we have calls from Andy from Denmark, Mia and Witherspoon.
It’s not just Hannah who doesn’t make any sense, it’s TA per se which is why I haven’t listened to it for months. I’m hoping to ease myself back into Ambridge with the help of your entertaining and informative podcast. And perhaps a little Vaselene.